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Sex: MALE
Year of Birth: 1979
Birthplace: WYOMING
Birthmark: LEFT FOOT
Distinguishing marks: WIDOW'S PEAK
Political affiliation: ANARCHIST
Known Foreign Visits: UK, FRANCE, AUSTRIA, GERMANY, ITALY, GREECE, CANADA, MEXICO
Income: PEANUTS
Favorite Movie: THE DANCE OF REALITY
Favorite Book: THE BOOK OF THE NEW SUN
Favorite Sexual Position: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
Books Published: 31
Feature films produced: 3
Education: BA, FORDHAM U., 2001
MA, UT AUSTIN, 2004
MFA, CHAPMAN U., 2015
Number of teeth: 27
Number of false teeth: 1
The subject is affable, with an ingratiating attitude towards authority.
Nervous around uniforms, the subject grinds his teeth. Careful gait
analysis reveals populist sentiments, but speech patterns reveal elitist
attitudes. No registered handguns in the name of the subject, but
known to carry a knife. Approach with caution.
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